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In the good old days of the sales

27 Sep

Vienna used to have the classic end-of-summer and end-of-winter sales, the kind of event my grandmothers would have recognized. No fast fashion. No really cheap shops. People bought a few well-made things and wore them for years or made such clothes themselves — or had them made.

Those who could afford to do it bought these well-made and not-cheap items before the sales. The rest of us waited and then competed with each other to snag the items of our dreams. (I remember one time when I ran up the down escalator to get in ahead of the very long line at a well-known establishment on Mariahilfer Straße. I was younger, more agile, and less principled in those days.)

This weekend I am re-reading Madeleine St. John’s “The Women in Black” about the saleswomen in Ladies’ Cocktail and Model Gowns respectively and the Christmas season at Goode’s, a fictional department store in Sydney in the late 1950s. (The film, which I saw on Netflix, strays a bit but is still enjoyable. I devoured Julia Ormond’s portrayal of Magda, the Slovene “reffo” or refugee.)

I have just gotten to the chapter on the post-holiday sales and was flooded with memories, like the one above, of how it used to be in Vienna.

“The great doors opened and the phalanx of grim-faced viragos cantered through the breach and down the marble steps; it took a good five minutes for the whole formation to pass him as the Ruritanian lieutenant-colonel [doorman], standing well clear, reviewed it … the scene at Goode’s for the next ten days would be, not to put too fine a point on it, a battlefield; honors would be won, and, indeed, merited; trophies would be displayed; lives might not be lost but wounds of one kind or another would most certainly be sustained; the sale was now in progress.”

(Actually, that bit about wounds being sustained makes me think even more of Filene’s Basement in the good old days of bargain-hunting in Boston, also no longer as it was. Nonetheless. )

Suddenly, from a different era and an entirely different context a line came to me. A former student of mine, now a colleague, published a book called “Friction” a few months ago. It’s about how convenience removes friction in our lives, which is, of course, the whole idea, and what it costs us, individually and societally, in terms of health and personal development to have that friction removed. My biggest takeaway from “Friction” so far is “Needs met by default [never hungry, never too hot or too cold] blunt the gratitude that came with meeting them.”

Apparently, those good old sales were good for gratitude — and character building.

Just a quick note to go back to “The Women in Black”. Hilary Mantel’s comment about it was,  “The book I most often give as a gift to cheer people up.” And it’s easy to see why.

Cartoons – Clemens Ottawa

30 May

See: clemens-ottawa.com

I’ve just discovered the genius behind the Wienzig cartoons I love so much and mourned because that site is no longer active. Bliss!

May Day 2026

1 May

And the band sounded especially tuneful and jaunty this morning.

Main themes were peace and freedom, two “F”s in German: Frieden and Freiheit. The banner in the photo says “Watch wars [without doing anything] and cut the budget for those fleeing them?” Interesting, but typical for the Social Democrats, that the sign uses the less negatively connoted “Flüchtende” (fleeing people) rather than the older, more loaded “Flüchtlinge” (refugees).

Sad news

2 Feb

My Trafikant (proprietor of the Tabak Trafik I always go to) has died. He was in his 80s and had been in bad health for a long time, but it is sad news for me. He was a complicated person — I thought he might be on the autism spectrum and from a time when no one understood that — but he was a fixed point in the neighborhood, and he loved Maylo. (In fact, he loved all dogs.)

The women who worked for him, who, quite possibly are now out of a job as concessions for this kind of shop are so limited, have written in the announcement of his death that he was more than a boss and employer. He was a person (a Mensch) with a heart, principles, and open ears. They should know. They worked with / for him for many years and took care of him when he had no family left.

I fear, given government efforts to reduce the number of Trafiks, that this is the death knell also for my Saturday ritual of picking up the Kurier and an instant lottery ticket, at least at this one place.

To see what kind of place this Trafik and its Trafikant had in my heart you can check out these previous posts shown below. I think my favorite is “Our Trafik”. That captures him well.

Vienna has been named the friendliest city in Europe(!)

8 Oct

https://orf.at/av/video/onDemandVideoNews53058

The magazine Condé Nast Traveller has released the results of their survey on the friendliest city in Europe. (We beat out Lisbon!?!) I hardly know what to say. Friendliness is fine, but the famous “Grant” (grumpiness) in Vienna also had something.

Makes me think of the Boston Globe (New York Times?) headline when the Red Sox finally won the World Series after well over 70 years of not winning it: Now just a team like any other?

Maybe the Russians were involved?

We like to take our time in Vienna

3 Oct

I couldn’t resist this postcard, which I sent to my mother. (She’s been worried about what Putin might do since before he invaded Ukraine.)

What it says is: When the end of the world comes, go to Vienna. It’ll happen 20 years later there.

Running has become more common in Vienna …

28 Sep

… but there still are a number of people who feel the way this spectator did: “Why are you running [in this race]?” “For fun.” “Huh. Well, if you think so. I wouldn’t do it.”

Wiener Alltagspoeten and the Taylor Swift concert (that didn’t take place)

23 Aug

One of my kindest and most faithful readers asked if I had survived the invasion of Swifties. This made me think I should share these posts from the Wiener Alltagspoeten (Vienna’s Everyday Poets).

Wiener Alltagspoeten is a movement, one could almost say, started and run by Andreas Rainer. It comprises a website, Facebook page, and a couple of books. It’s a collection of “seen and heards” from the streets of Vienna.

The two excerpts below come from the Facebook page. In the first one, an older gentleman is saying he doesn’t know who this “Tannor Swift” is, but he finds it utterly ridiculous that some total idiot wants to ruin the day for 200,000 peaceful people. The only thing is that it’s pretty much completely in Viennese dialect (e.g. Vollwappler, versaut, and depatt), which makes it especially memorable.

The second one tells the tale of, again, an older gentleman, this one in the upmarket district, Döbling. He is usually observed driving through his neighborhood playing classical music full volume on his car stereo. After the concert was canceled, he was heard playing Taylor Swift. 😊

April Fool’s Day Viennese Style

1 Apr

Seen on Twitter. The City of Vienna has a few ideas on how to discombobulate the Viennese this April Fool’s Day. 1: On the tram say “I’m getting off” [so that people make room for you to get out the door] and then stay on. 2: Stand on the left on the escalators. 3: In your regular neighborhood restaurant order “Just a glass of tap water today”. 4: (my favorite) At the bakery buy “Brötchen” (rolls) and then ask for a “Tüte” (bag) to put them in. Both those words are High German and sound really weird in this context. Viennese would probably say “Gebäck” and “Sackerl”. 5: (also good for anyone familiar with the grumpy side of the Viennese) Smile at complete strangers on the street and greet them in a friendly way.

Sorry, in some ways you had to be there, I think, but they made me laugh.

The Main Problem for Viennese

14 Nov

From Helmut Qualtinger, author, cabaret artist and more.

“The problem for every Viennese: One can’t bear it in Vienna anymore–nor anywhere else.”